I don’t trust people who don’t get cheese with their potatoe oles.

It’s really the assuming everyone hates me cuz I hate myself for me

What I hate the most is that I haven’t seen Dylan in 2 years. 2 years ago was the worst day of my life, the day that I couldn’t breathe. The day that I thought would ruin my life, but the sun came up the next day and every one since. I’m thankful for everyday, but I miss my Dyl.

It’s a constant “is your friend single?” for me 🥴

You ever get hit by a bus and then less than a year later get backed over and then a few years later someone parks a train on you? Just my family?

While my in Target wearing the backpack while my mom stuffed the wine coolers in so we could make the walk back to the hotel I had a little flashback to hobo days 3 years ago. Oh how times have changed

I just find it really rude how The Office isn’t on Netflix in my time of need.

My mom just got home from treatment and the first 2 things she did was comment on how we killed her plants and there is food in the fridge from before Christmas. I don’t remember her ever having house plants? Like since when?

And my thoughts

You ever get to thinking life is so good and perfect and nothing could get ya down, and then you remember cancer is a thing?

In high school, I dated a guy for like a couple months that refused to acknowledge my existence in public. I’d like to think that was the dumbest thing I’ve done, but sadly I’m not that smart.

Raccoon eats frittata. It means no worries. Or something like that.

If you’re ever needing a reason to not feel bad for yourself, take a look at my mom.

I think it hurts more every year, with every milestone, our lives are changing and I just wish I could know where Dylan would be changing with us. With all the good and bad I miss and love my big bro🤍

If you wanna buy the birthday boy Carter Kennedy a shot or a drink while in deadwood.... Venmo @ Maggie-Connor-3!!!

While substituting today at recess a 9 y/o girl dressed up like a cowgirl for homecoming week came up me and told about her boyfriend. Then she proudly pointed him out, he was on the ground putting rocks up his nose. All I can say is, girl has still got better prospects than me.

In front of my house there’s landscaping step stones. A week ago I noticed two of them were missing. Tonight I went to go mow and now 9 are gone. I couldn’t care less I just want to know where this strange bandit is running off with then. It’s like a mystery and I must solve it.

It has been decided I will be having a stake out. Not sure what I’ll do if it’s someone scary but it’s happening

Do you ever go to the store for one thing and you walk out with beer and that one thing? Like why is beer by the cheese?

My mom bought me a knife set when I moved out, which is cool and all but I I’m not used to this kind of quality and I wish we would have got me a first aid kit too