BREAKING: Kristi Noem has just filed a lawsuit against Nancy Mace for cosplay infringement. #BoneheadBarbie

Just in: The Sid & Nancy of Texas politics call it quits. They ask for privacy and for bribes & payoffs to be split into two separate brown paper bags marked His and Hers at this time

Skateboarding is not a crime.

Sucrose (cane sugar): glucose & fructose molecule bonded. You consume 50% glucose 50% fructose. High fructose corn syrup ALSO ~50/50 glucose/fructose. Corn syrup: 100% glucose. Glucose isomerase converts ~50% to fructose. Swapping HFCS for cane sugar in soda ain’t doing shit.

No one wants to hear your Christian nationalist whining. The separation of church and state isn’t a myth — it’s the First Amendment. Rep. James Talarico would absolutely mop the floor with you in a debate. But go ahead, keep bragging about violating the Constitution.

I did not have sexual relations with that man.

To fully grasp how big a trillion actually is. A million seconds is 11 days A billion seconds is 31 years A trillion seconds is 31709 years There’s something deeply evil about the idea of a trillionaire actually existing

President Donald Trump said Washington, D.C.’s homicide rate is higher than “the worst places on Earth.” Our partners at PolitiFact looked at the data and rated Trump's statement. to.pbs.org/415dIal

Dear Mike Johnson, I am not a Christian. I will not be a Christian. You can worship however you choose, because this is America. If you force people into a National reliegion, it is no longer America. I am an American. My religion is none of your business.

Your bill will go up. Your power supply will continue to be unreliable. Your climate will continue to heat up. Your coastline will continue to sink beneath the tide. BUT, thanks to AI, your spreadsheets can no longer do math. So it balances out.

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A couple of things: 1. Governor Jeff Landry can send the national guard to New Orleans or Shreveport without the president. 2. Landry has said repeatedly that Louisiana is "winning" ... Sending the military to NOLA or Shreveport doesn't square with the state "winning" ... #lalege

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#RoselandExplosion #Louisiana U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. John Kennedy Steve Scalise Speaker Mike Johnson The Guardian The recent explosion at the Roseland Plant in Louisiana has left devastation in its wake, with homes and properties in the surrounding area severely damaged. In the aftermath

Keeping the U.S. government funded now is to participate in the most atrocious misuse of the power of the United States in modern times. So I for one have decided that the best route is to shut the whole f*cking thing down. robertreich.substack.com/p/should-democ…

.Bill Nye and I have an important message: 🚨 Science at NASA is in danger. 🚨 NASA science gives us so much more than rockets and moon rocks. It grows our economy, strengthens national security, and creates entirely new industries and jobs. Join us in speaking out to save it.

If you have a screenshot of a US politician or leader blaming the left, or declaring some war, or anything before we knew who the shooter was, please post in the comments. We will need to keep these

The people calling employers to get people fired right now would be calling the Nazis about a family hiding in an attic if it was 1944

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.