106 years ago today.

It’s been awhile since I received one of these classics! I’m rich! 💸

My mentions have taught me that Brexit is like Trump’s wall. For its devoted fans it has a symbolic value totally unrelated to its workability, its true cost or the glaring self-interest of its proposers, whereas non-believers see nothing but a deranged and costly vanity project.

If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole. No, we're not warm yet. Yes, we will do it.

This mornings lab meeting got interrupted as we realise our new labs fumehoods are being delivered outside the window! Getting close...

Finally, some real chemistry has begun in earnest!

If ever someone needed to have their Emmy displayed in their kitchen, it would be The REAL Mark Johnson tonight!

COMPETITION: To celebrate our win we'll give away one of the new Føroyar shirts! Simply RT this tweet to enter. Winner announced Sunday evening (hopefully after another 3 points)! (pics: fsf.fo)

Who Britons want to win the US presidential election All - Biden 61% / Trump 13% Con - Biden 45% / Trump 26% Lab - Biden 82% / Trump 2% Lib Dem - Biden 91% / Trump 3% Remain - Biden 82% / Trump 4% Leave - Biden 45% / Trump 25% yougov.co.uk/topics/interna…

Prescient: this 2016 piece urging the next President to prepare for a pandemic. democracyjournal.org/magazine/40/co… Remarkable: the person who wrote it is Biden’s incoming chief-of-staff, Ronald Klain.

LifeArc will sponsor two new postdoctoral fellowships at Cleveland Clinic, led by Shaun Stauffer and Andy Merritt. Fellows will conduct early-stage research that has high potential to benefit patients. More 👇ow.ly/bZNu50CAyrz

Life is a small minority of total assholes ruining it for the vast majority of partial assholes.

.BBC News (UK) - is this really notification worthy? It is two children trading pathetic insults. Are you live tweeting from a playground next?

Overheard Pilgrimage Festival: "Do you know how much I love you?"... "I want to tie you up and lock you in a closet."

Have come across a contender for most hilariously Bro nickname tonight. Guy at football calling himself ‘Swag’ 🙈

There also seems to be no sense of irony. ‘Swag’ Thinks He. Is. The. Shit.

Serious question. Why so many empty seats at #TheAshes? Prices? Apathy? Aussies don’t enjoy when they’re not crushing 5-0? It seems very bizarre with such a poor crowd

I challenge you to make a banoffee pie without singing about its buttery biscuit base. I don’t think it can be done... m.youtube.com/watch?v=OMg3ep…

Trump’s a lying imbecile, Brexit is a fucking dumb idea, nationalism is retrogressive, guns are for cowards, Jesus wasn’t magic, there is no God, knowledge is power, art is freedom, free will is an illusion, music is love, apes are awesome, cheese > chocolate. I can prove it all.