now tell me why i’m being asked to fill out a 1099 for selling a $30 concert ticket on ticketmaster…

this is literally a parks and rec episode

dreamt barack obama was my uncle and he gave me a job…it’s getting bad folks

Think I want to move to Chicago. Mind you I’ve never been there. Just a feeling.

need a job so i can take my gf to the frog club

wild to watch new students doing all their orientation activities and realize they gave us literally nothing in 2020 lol

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one

“i have concepts of a plan” me when people would ask what’s next after graduating

can’t explain it but she looks like her name is amanda

you guys it’s okay kamala could still play the hidden immunity idol before all the votes are tallied

vibes rapidly deteriorating at the function…

nightmare nightmare nightmare

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

“Colorado is so beautiful, I can’t wait to go home and be in nature” The drive home from the airport:

lunch being #2 is taking me OUT…that gay intern got bold this year

at a cafe rn where they’re just playing videos of fish on the tv…consider me entranced

me finally getting my new york id so I can register to vote before the cutoff to get rid of eric adams

moulin rouge walked so glee could run