Me ragebaiting my stupid lizard so I can make a viral hit post

My half of a trade with nick 👽🛸 lalalala

Wait, Igor has irises??????

We are the Noellelings! Feed us!!!

I just wanted to play Cobblemon….

Breath of the Wild Link when he takes one wrong step off a cliff (he will fall for hundreds of feet and kill himself):

Every day, more and more, I thank whatever god exists that I’m not popular enough here to garner literal check-bots in my replies talking nonsense. You could say one thing as a big page, and you’d see hundreds of them burying real replies. I hope I can keep this up.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I LOST A BET WITH MY BROTHER AND NOW I HAVE TO BUY HIM FRIES. FAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“how’s the job search going?”

Unemployment hurts, but the way your loved ones treat you during unemployment hurts 100x more :-(

Sometimes I wonder how the people who I've burned or have been burned by are doing. It feels like a morbid sickness, one that comes from a place of guilt and worry. Yet it's one that evolved from a pattern of growth that took me years to achieve. I hope life was kind to them.

“Back to your regularly scheduled Bird-gram.”

Whatever. go my blobslop

Just make Chicken Alfredo Eggrolls with alfredo sauce dip and you’ll disappoint multiple cultures at once! (That’s me, I did that, and I don’t regret it, my big back ass ate seven in one sitting.)

“Hey, do you know what we were talking about a second ago?” My brain instantly reverting to baby mode:

Pc is now officially dead. No more digital art until i get a new one.

Wakfu

I might start making OC comics again. I seriously need to get up off my arse and get to it. 15-year-old past me, please channel your energy somehow, I need it.