it's not even 9am on monday morning

I need one

Is your child texting about wildlife? ⚠️📱 LOL: lots of lamprey BRB: beavers really build IMO: I miss owls NSFW: not safe from weasels GG: gigantic gar FTW: for the whales IRL: I respect lynx

Happy anniversary to #TheHobbit 📚🐉💎

WE GET IT. YOU'D RATHER BE THE SALMON. WE ALL WOULD RATHER BE THE SALMON.

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

We're giving away over a hundred limited-edition stickers to randoms that tweet about gar today.

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation Sorry honey, mommy is trying to get a limited edition sticker from Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation during Gar Week #GarWeek

Gar.

Tis' the season. #GarWeek

🐟NEW PAPER on a living fossil with hidden species diversity! royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rs… 🐟For over 100 years we thought Bowfin was just one species, last survivor of an ancient lineage… *Yoda voice* “No, there is another” 🐟Led by Chase Brownstein in #BiologyLetters! 🧵below👍

BIG THYLACINE NEWS! The remains of the last known thylacine have been found at TMAG. Researchers have found: - the animal in the famous photos was *not* the last #thylacine at the zoo. - the last animal was female, not a male called Benjamin. 1/2 tmag.tas.gov.au/whats_on/newss…

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Your timeline has been visited by the Solstice Salamander. Please plan accordingly.

Whitetail deer are the Kardashians of wildlife because there’s like a million of them and they’re always up to something

I’ve read too many morally gray female main characters to believe being called “machiavellian” is an insult.

✨SMOL GIVEAWAY✨ Let’s start the week off right! One (1) winner will receive my Smoliv Garden tote bag! Simply: 🫒 Follow me 🫒 Retweet this tweet Giveaway ends on Friday, Feb. 10, and my bags will be on sale that same day. Open worldwide 🌎 Good luck!

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

I too like to scream for attention. Despite the frog's small size, the male spring peeper's peeps into the void in search of companionship can be as loud as a CAR HORN (100 dB) and reach frequencies near a smoke alarm (2.9 kHz)

Your version of thriving, is yours. It doesn't need to look like anyone else's life. The same is true of success. Of contentment. Be moss. Be an oak. A fern. A robin. A sea star. Allow for the possibility that your current path to survival is correct and worthy of respect. (2/2)