Philodendron Pink Princess is a must have 🌿

what my junk drawer contains is between me and god ok

If you show frustration or anger through: sighing, giving the silent treatment, or making sarcastic comments—this is a passive aggressive communication style. You might say “I’m fine” when asked if you’re upset. Here’s why 🧵:

I have horrible taste in men, if I have ever liked you please work on yourself

i need more men to want to give me $

Kids frequently go to concerts with female pop stars who wear sexy outfits, perform suggestive dances, and sing lyrics about sex — the kids sing along, wear their merch, and copy their mannerisms. This is never seen as a problem but equivalent drag performances are. You know why.

i don’t think i can ibuprofen my way out of this one

Story of my life

have 2 say btw one of the worst things about being an adult is having to go to the fucken shop. it is relentless. you always need to get something from the shop. every day I am in the shop.

“Popular” dudes hitting up the weird girl after highschool is very VERY true btw

he used to hate posting but now that we done he act like iCarly

Idk I feel like when the aliens come down they gone like me

LISTEN UP, MOTHER IS SPEAKING 🤍

Drag Shows don’t kill kids. Books don’t kill kids. Green m&m’s don’t kill kids. Big Bird doesn’t kill kids. AP courses, don’t kill kids. Learning history, doesn’t kill kids. Dolly Parton’s & Miley Cyrus rainbow song, doesn’t kill kids. Fucking guns are the #1 killer of kids.

my type in guys are the ones who look a lil gay

seeing your fren get the life sucked out of her by a horrible guy is top 10 worst girl experiences

when you go to their ig to check if they’ve broken up yet and they actually just got engaged