I keep that thang on me,

(John Denver voice) Country toaaadds, take me homeee, to the place, toad belongg, OKLA-homaa, toady momma, take me homeee, country toaaadds

I have never been to heaven but I have been to Oklahoma

DEER HAVE ANTLERS - NOT HORNS. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. ANTLERS SHED, HORNS STAY ON THE HEAD. THOSE ARE ANTLERS. A👏N👏T👏L👏E👏R👏S

“Why do you have such a chip on your shoulder?” “Why are you so defensive?” “Why do you always have something to say?” Because it’s 2023, and women are still being looked down upon for merely trying to exist in spaces that men occupy.

you can workout, eat all the right foods, have the relationship, land that job, buy the dream house, and have a cute family.... but if you don't place your identity in Jesus, you will never be content.

What’s up Sooner Nation? GO B💣💣MER!!!!!!

We are incredibly saddened to hear of the passing of Sir Michael Gambon. He brought immeasurable joy to Harry Potter fans from all over the world with his humour, kindness and grace. We will forever hold his memory in our hearts.

No. Women have periods.

Joy Behar: "If you shoot with an AR-15, let's say you shoot a deer, you can't eat it because you basically demolish the animal." Lol who wants to tell her?

🚨TRUMP: “If you spill a drop of American blood, we will spill a gallon of yours” 🔥

If Trump was going to destroy America, he would have done it in his first term. If Kamala Harris was going to help America, she would have done it in her first term.

Last night was fun! Remember: Kamala Harris has been in power for the last 3.5 years. She opened the border. She cast the deciding vote on trillions in new spending. The border and affordability crisis is on her. Donald Trump, by contrast, governed with common sense.

But please go on and explain how you’re so oppressed as a woman living in the United States because Donald Trump is the 47th president…

Grateful to announce my commitment to SNU Football & SNU Baseball ‼️I’m super excited for this opportunity. Thank you to my coaches Sulphur Bulldog Football for putting me in the position to succeed! Channing Hickman Matt Warren Indy Siehndel Dustin Hada

As I’ve long maintained, this was the correct move by President Donald J. Trump. Iran is the world’s leading sponsor of terrorism and cannot have nuclear capabilities. I’m grateful for and salute the finest military in the world. 🇺🇸

Hot Tip: Don’t chant “Death to America” when Mr. FAFO is in charge

The Left is the party of murder