IT'S ONLY TWO!!!!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that my brother probably hasn't showered or slept in days or the fact that i'm best friends with all of my teachers on ac when my island name is BootyFruit;)

I trust Sutekh to take care of my bro-bro but at the same time I worry, especially with everything going on lately

I can't tell ya, Dipping Dots. If I did...then I'll have to go back to my ways

God why do I always miss the good stuff

You Better Share

Something happened to tw*tter and now my font is smaller whenever I'm making a tweet or reading a quoted tweet on my timeline

Probably because you look more vulnerable than other Triangs

GOOD! I may have not eaten in a while...I am starting to realize

Because you have a human form. Easy for people to underestimate since you've been a triangle for a long time

YEET I am on my way!

He's not on Twitter a lot though

Well I mean, you live with Henri, right?

...I can see now why Tom Nook hates Red the buttface gave me a FAKE!!! And I can't even SELL IT!!!

Oh, okay! I'll be there in like 45 mins

WHAT NO THERE SHOULDN'T BE GLITTER IN THERE

NOTHING!!!! MAYBE I HAD A GLITTER PARTY AND IT GOT STUCK IN THERE!!!

//HOLY CRAP THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN AROUND FOR FIVE YEARS TODAY????