Sometimes I delete a tweet because I remember I'm 25

I was in the top .01% of listeners to WOMEN this year

I absolutely love when life confirms that a hard decision I made was actually the right one.

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because “it’s not april yet” but i’m simply too seated

Coworker just told me I remind him of sex and the city

switching purses is such risky business

Unfortunately I am the first person in my family to do what they want

me at 7 years old, searching for girls' games on google:

i would never be offended by someone calling me high maintenance like duh lol

how it feels being an opinionated woman

Good fashion will always revitalize me.

you don’t gotta understand spanish to vibe btw yall are just racist like

you and the sun kissing me at the same time

i would love for this week to show me how good it can all get but most importantly, may i have the right heart posture to receive.

sorry i called you a dumb bitch i thought you knew already

the art of trying anyway

Cried like a baby now it’s time to laugh.

me running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

i want to dance all summer i truly need to feel every beat in my veins