just thought I was having fun with kulot and accidentally retraumatized a bunch of ppl who watch Fullmetal Alchemist 🫢🫢🫢 #FMA

apparently my partner saw me sleep talk last night … I said very confidently and in an announcer-like voice “ladies and ladybugs…” and went directly back to sleep

tried telling my partner about planned obsolescence and he cut me off sayin “now you know I don’t know much about astrology…”

The best trait of humanity is our willingness to, without prior coaching, just act like the muppets are independently sentient entertainment professionals

this is entire thread is so humanizing for my inner child that just wanted to bite on everything

the kingdom of hawaii lookin extremely fruity 😌🌈

with winter and the holidays coming up, it’s a rough time mentally & physically. me & my housemate organized a “safe foods” section of our fridge to make sure we stay nourished. #disabled #spoonie

neurospicy >>>>>> neurodivergent

omg the del taco in my childhood neighborhood US turning into a Dutch bros. rent is going up fr fr 😫

you can go thru all this trouble and your tita will still add something else to throw this all off

I was tying my shoes and my mom looks down at me and asks (hella out of pocket), “are you trying to be a boy?” After a pause, I look up at her and say, “you know, boys are trying to be girls now.” Defeatedly she said, “yeah 😣” and that was that.

If I don’t touch a mushroom in a moist evergreen forest before the end of this year … something will not sit right in my soul for 2023 …

convinced that bumble bff is for girls who don’t admit that they like girls … likewise, bumble bizz is for men who are afraid that any relationship outside of a business agreement is a little gay lol

tell me WHY i dreamt that my mom and my titas decided to cook filipino food for a church event but they didn’t know it was for Kwanza so they started getting scared when Black people started showing up 😭

I just watched Zoolander and I have never seen a movie that so perfectly captures the fever dream-like experience it is to go to UC Santa Cruz