i love fiona apple so much but listening to fetch the bolt cutters with noise cancelling headphones made me think my smoke alarm was going off every 3 minutes

some people get beautiful and some get tough

bg3 has consumed my life

“jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams” ok but uncontrolled fires and two planes crashing into the support beams will…. embolden the destruction of a building

give me one reason NOT to add Mona Lisa by Lil Wayne to my work’s icebreaker playlist

pavement rules so much!!!!!

it’s so ass-backwards that the more affluent a hotel is, they more they TAKE AWAY amenities. much rather stay at a spot with a mini fridge and a coffee pot than a “luxury” spot that makes you pay an additional fee for housekeeping (in which you’re not allowed to tip??)

did we ever find out who said SugarGay?

sopranos season so i’m skulking about in my goblin robe and eating depression meals like uncrustables

a ton of Sufjan Steven songs sound like Skyrim NPC convo at any given moment

I LOVE THIS BUTTERBEAN

last night was a movie (22% on rotten tomatoes)

frosty cold aluminum pop doesn’t hit as hard anywhere else outside of the midwest

lady’s whiskers and ears are so cute, i want to squeeeeeze her so hard they pop awfffff

i am fighting sleep to stay up and order a root beer

i’m sorry i’m not calling that man jelly roll

i know that i have an understanding community when sufjan steven’s wrote a song about the county

we need to call The Script what they are — Maxxinista Dressing Room Radio

happy birthday darling we love you very very very very very very much

chicken soup for the hr generalist’s soul