life update:

could really go for this rn

This summer I’m only taking advice from TWO people…Don y Julio

Liking multiple sports is awesome bc it allows you to be a hater year round

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

In the back of his caaarrrrrrr she diiiieeddd

Three day work week

wow! even Spotify knew!

Why are the Dodgers still outspending other teams despite winning back to back World Series?

let the kids believe in Santa, i believed the Undertaker & Kane were brothers

The greatest of all time competes in his final match tonight! Come get some 🫡 #ThankYouCena

SNATCHED YOUR FUCKING HOCKEY CHAIN AND YOU LOST THE WORLD SERIES RAHHHHHHH

“The packers are going to win the Super Bowl this year” Me at the end of every season for the past 15 years