Exclusive: At Pink Floyd's Roger Waters concert in St. Petersburg right now:

Me: Please group my items into as few deliveries as possible. Amazon: I'll not only ship every item in a separate delivery, but also make sure these deliveries are weeks apart.

One of the very few reasons to consider living in NYC

Me: I love you. Do you love me? 5-year-old son: No, I love mommy Me: But you can love 2 people 5: Really? Me: Yes! 5: Ok, I love mommy & I love me Me:🤦🏾‍♂️ Wife: 😭 Me: Why are You crying? Wife: B/c when he thought he could love only 1 person he chose me over himself

I'm 100% okay spending all day on this one bug. Part of me knows that one day I will put my children down and never pick them back up again, so I'll take every lap sit, hug, snuggle, and hand hold I can get. When it gets me sick: meh, I can program sick.

Условията в общинските са по-зле ли? Освен ако не бият децата, не знам как може да са по-зле от това, което описваш. Впрочем, в не-общинските как третират децата и учителите от мисюлмански семейства?

A recipe to relieve stress: 1. Get into a car alone and head to the nearest highway. 2. Play Hamilton songs. 3. Once in the highway, turn the volume up and start singing along with all your voice. Tested it. It works.

Today I deliberately made my 5-year old daughter believe it was school day tomorrow. Because otherwise she wakes up, dresses up all by herself and wakes *me* up an hour before the time I usually drag her out of bed on actual school days.

First song of 2020 🥳🎉 Thank you, #Frozen2 for ⁦Idina Menzel⁩ 's precious voice ❤️ music.apple.com/dk/album/show-…

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Today Microsoft announced an ambitious goal and a detailed plan to become carbon negative by 2030, remove our historical carbon emissions by 2050, and launch a $1B climate innovation fund. blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2020/01/1…

#Microsoft The Musical. Brilliant!

Quarantine well spent! Pure masterpieces. All of the videos.

What a time to be a software developer! #MSBuild #MSBuild2020

Get your first look at the original Broadway production of Hamilton, filmed live on stage, coming to Disney+ July 3. #Hamilfilm

Ok, after years of warnings were ignored and hearing "Garry, you were right!" all damn day today, I'll repeat what I said in 2014: Stop telling me I was right and listen to what I'm saying now. My recommendations follow: 1/5

I'll bite. (Even if) it is indeed propanda, did you think what the cause behind it is? I'll help — it's uniting a nation against an aggressor of such size and power! Please use your danish privilege better. Such comments have no place here and now. #StandWithUkriane 🇺🇦

Maria Zhelezova Fuck off with you "danish privilege" bullshit and patronizing tone asking me to not critique politicians. Fuck you.