What really gets me going is that someone somewhere once decided that it was not appropriate to eat “dinner foods” for breakfast

On that note who’s responsibility was it to assign these sorts of things bc I think they need to rethink the distribution of options. #breakfastfoodhater #lunchlover #justiceforbreakfast

I stg I just ran into a real live leprechaun

Bad soap deserves nothing and is a disgrace. And acrylic nails idk what’s worse

Corn ice cream>>>>

I think an Instagram dislike button would create the perfect amount of chaos

Sometimes it sounds like there’s a little cricket in my AirPods

Okay furball

Puzzles bring out a side of me that is safe to say I am ashamed of

Looking forward to this movie

Things I learned embarrassingly late: Full proof❌ Fool Proof ✅ Pre-Madonna❌ Prima donna ✅ I die grass❌ I digress ✅

Sad day to be a Bostonian

I sautéed the spinach for NOTHING

I dare someone try to say cautious conscience and conscious 3 times fast

Notify anyway bitch

A sucker for lunch time

I stg I see more corn here every year

Pretty sure Ed Sheeran just walked into a coffee shop here in iowa

Taylor swift sucks at cornhole

Cough it up- metaphorically or literally up to you 👽