okay work

Italian grilled cheese (no sauce)

he really said 😈

to the guy who just cut me off, go blow it out your massive ball hole jerk

i just grok'd myself why is it saying this

walk into the nail place for a toe appointment and lady said i have nosferatu nails. chewed my nails off in front of her spit them out on her desk and left

new mcondalds steak bagel tastes like shit but still pretty good

i am exercising my free speech on twitter to celebrate the holiday

spilled water in keybojjjjggranolat test

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instead of "avoid as teammate" it should be "prioritize as enemy"

I heard a strong cup of espresso turned this one guy into a gay atheist, so I believe it. sometimes miracles work in reverse

brooklyn is chopped. roads are horrible, people are skiing in the street. someones dog was covered in snow already and he wasnt even standing still

just remembered i gotta wake up tomorrow unfortunately

You could literally tell some of these Gen Z hoes “I bought an elephant last week” and they would be like “okayyyy yes elephant” zero facial expression zero follow up questions

been having a lot of success w this new hotdog recipe. if anyone wants to try it lmk and we can hop in video call. thanks

your future wife is in bpdsluts posting ass