Bless him he's so cute when he's sleeping #unconscious dog faces :)

Am so tired my eyes are stinging but the #matrix is on the telly box and it's so good, I just have to stay awake as long as poss

Grimshaw on R1 Breakfast with Nick Grimshaw 2012-2018 the reason I stopped listening to the show!! What a cunt ! Play some decent music u knobhead FFS !

Happy 40th birthday to me from my lovely wife :) loves ya millions xx

Stood making chips (fries) for our American friends @ 22:53 to share with my family on hols in Gran Canaria watching #ImpracticalJokers :)

My kids know me so well :) #jackdaniels a plenty Jack Daniel's. Happy 40th to me :)

So my brother calls me and says can u pop in for your belated birthday present Jack Daniel's good lad :)

Can't sleep have to be up early for #work, lay in bed watching Shogun Assassin ! Odd film !

Crap start to the day today, flat tyre and a flat spare as well ! FFS #pissed off :(

Car nearly fixed, just the clutch to sort out. But hey at least it drives ok at the mo :)

So, went out to grab change for the till today, only to find that the key had snapped slightly effectively locking me out of the shop !!

Just watched the best sumo ever Joe Gatto hilarious PMSL :)

Valuable lesson learned, petrol + fire = roll on floor to put our your leg and hand :( #stupid idiot

#remember kids, it's not big and it's not clever, and no matter how cold you get #don't set fire to yourself !! Trust me

#Bigbaby #KillerInstinct #dangerous dog my arse !!

Back Adam Hughes brought into Exeter Chiefs squad for Singha Prem Rugby 7s on Friday - exeterchiefs.co.uk/?p=19316 #Singha7s

Today I celebrate my #anniversary 15 years with my best friend #love #always :)

Olly Woodburn showing his aerial prowess. This started the buildup to James short's try.