I need tv streaming services to give a yearly wrapped

I feel like if my landlord knew I could see the Columbus skyline from my bed my rent would go up $300 a month.

My Snapchat recap started strong with saying “you loved” and it was a video of me crying.

managing a silly little fake football team is paying off our wedding photographer lolol

Finally ready to admit that the height of my rage over Taylor swift tickets, a girl I went to college with posted she was going to 2 shows. Instant block. & I’d probably do it again.

I’ve seen so many people treat these 25 days of being sober like they are coming off an ayahuasca trip.

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I wish I received the same energy I give to everyone else. Im so tired.

I have UConn winning it all and I had Princeton beating Arizona. Espn hire me

If I have 13 reasons, Ticketmaster is #1

The Roy family is a string theory of the Rose family if they didn’t end up in Schitt's Creek.

I forgot my kindle automatically links to my good reads when I finish a book. I hope my old coworkers like my smut catalog.

“Finding good employees is hard these days, no one wants to work” - a small town man who runs a labor intensive business that doesn’t offer retirement, healthcare, or any paid time off.

I’m just saying, if she plays right where you left me in cincy I want to be drawn and quartered in front of Paycor.

Anyone else remember my cute phase where I would drink 400mg of caffeine at 5pm to workout and make mashed potatoes out of cauliflower. Yet, I was confused why I felt like garbage all the time.

me giving a speech at my wedding that I planned completely on my own.