There are very few people I would ever wish violence against. But that very widely recognised gay p*rn actor who has just been arrested for child porn in the USA… I hope someone chops his weiner off in prison.

Well the break was nice I suppose

This week’s viral daycare plague has me sneezing so loud and violently that I am waking up the totally deaf dog 😂

Holy. Sheet. 😳 This placement is wild. NEON NZ

We’ve been teaching Finn to let us brush his teeth. Thankfully he loves it. I left my toothbrush on my bedside table to charge. He comes out like this 🥰

Farming in the 21st Century here

Everything 🥹❤️

Why great leaders think like a farmer:

6 months ago I don’t recall seeing any tradies advertising their services in community Facebook pages. Now there is a lot of building related tradies seeking business there. Economy way slower than we think I reckon

It is wild to think that people exist without an internal monologue. Mine is encouraged by daily overdoses of caffeine, attempted to be softened by a long term sertraline prescription, and I still have no control over it 😂

Who knows things about the efficacy of injecting cows with cobalt/B12 and selenium compared to including it as part of their daily feed ration either inshed or mixer wagon? Thank you! Mark Bryan

I don’t live in Southland because I don’t like this shit 😩

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I am a landlord and my view on this is wtf?! We’re supposed to be a first world country, warm dry homes should be the bare minimum

Researchers at MIT have questioned whether SMART goals (specific, measurable, achievable, realistic, time-bound) actually work. They suggest we might get better outcomes if we make our goals FAST (frequently discussed, ambitious, specific and transparent) not SMART.

Things that people who come to Australia are afraid of: Spiders, Scorpions, Snakes, Sharks, Crocs, Jellyfish, Blue Ring Octopus, Stone Fish, Feral Pigs, Giant bulls, Emus, and Kangaroos. Things that Australians are afraid of: Magpies.

I fucking love being a dad. Living the actual dream.

My little man loves his daycare so much and they’re so good at sending us cute little moments

How will I ever explain this to my child 😂

Dear world, In Australia we have lots of dangerous animals. You already know this. But mostly they're not THAT dangerous bc we leave them alone. Obs However, there's ONE animal we actually fear bc it comes looking for us. Spring is magpie season. This bird WILL fuck you up 😭