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Matthew Herbert

@m_herbert

Run a big farm in NZ. I do things in Ag sector policy & governance. Dad to Finn. LinkedIn: https://t.co/WPUAufjsIz Lunchtime nanna-nap enthusiast. 👬🏳️‍🌈

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Anyone have any solid leads on waste pig feed in the Waikato? Cafes, restaurants, people with orchards they don’t eat much off… happy to look at anything and I can barter with pork!!

Anyone have any solid leads on waste pig feed in the Waikato? Cafes, restaurants, people with orchards they don’t eat much off… happy to look at anything and I can barter with pork!!
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Jacqueline is a brilliant operator, this is a great move for DairyNZ and fingers crossed she is the next Chair.

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One of my ex staff, or possibly their family, called MPI to complain about pigs being kept in poor conditions.
The MPI ladies came, saw the buckets of scraps, the drums of milk, the housing we’ve built for them and we spent most of the time ooh-ing and ahh-ing at the piggles.

One of my ex staff, or possibly their family, called MPI to complain about pigs being kept in poor conditions. The MPI ladies came, saw the buckets of scraps, the drums of milk, the housing we’ve built for them and we spent most of the time ooh-ing and ahh-ing at the piggles.
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I’ve been here nearly 2 years and I’ve not once taken a moment to admire the sunrise from the highest point in between the Kaimai Ranges and Maungatautari.
It’s a privilege to lean on a fence post and get this view.

I’ve been here nearly 2 years and I’ve not once taken a moment to admire the sunrise from the highest point in between the Kaimai Ranges and Maungatautari. It’s a privilege to lean on a fence post and get this view.
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One of the best things I’ve done, as a former people pleaser, is decide nobody is entitled to my time - except my family.

“Can I buy you a coffee and pick your brain” - that depends, what do you want to talk about.

“We need a meeting about this” - do we? Try an email first.

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The best part is that the crossing was looking a bit faded and sad, but thanks to the work of the group of losers at Destiny Church, it is now all fresh and bright and EXTRA GAY

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I absolutely hate that I live in a country that doesn’t have consequences for vandalism and destruction of property.
Where people can just publicly intimidate others who have done nothing wrong and there’s no consequences.
No law and order. No decency or respect.

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I was brought up to expect that if I was committing a crime like this and vandalising public property I would be arrested, charged, probably lose my job and have other consequences.

Where the fuck are the police?
Where is law and order in New Zealand?

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Does anyone my age actually own a printer?
What a fkn ball ache.
I'm trying to sort out a whole lot of documents for a mortgage and lawyer shit etc. and everyone wants to do business entirely virtually but when it comes document time... oh can you print/sign these?
No. I can't.

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I clicked on the link.
It’s Brian fucking Tamaki.
Because of course it is.

Here’s a hot tip: go get a fucken life.

I clicked on the link. It’s Brian fucking Tamaki. Because of course it is. Here’s a hot tip: go get a fucken life.
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