Tyler Glaiel I spent an embarassing amount of time on this image

The CDC is now recommending that if you begin to die, you should work overtime to fit in as many hours as possible first

Good luck with that.

The slaughter of the buffalo was a crime against the earth itself.

There are too many emojis.

Ryan Marino is on BlueSky Amateur Agitator — @CatSec on bsky The idea that as a parent, your kids aren't your property, really is a difficult one for a lot of folks to accept.

Bad Medical Takes

If this shit don’t win a Grammy…. 😂😂Burrell

Paris Marx (find me on bluesky) Julia Black So uh, funny thing about the history of monarchs-

Working for a company that protects its code as proprietary intellectual property

I really enjoyed my 30 hour Twitter detox but it is now time to drink heavily and watch the debate

Moderator: "so you don't have a plan" Trump: "I have concepts of a plan" OH MY GOD

You're a gotdamn fool anyway agreeing to argue with a black woman on a national stage. Absolutely the fuck not. I have a list of people I wont even argue with on here, lol.

TFW you upgrade to a new version of GNOME and none of your extensions break.

"Underground Transgender Mafia" sounds like the sickest new electronic music project. Can't wait for the first track to drop.

I have been laughing at this entirely too long...

God I wish people posted to bsky as much as they did to Twitter.

Not a Dodgers fan, but as a Yankees Anti-fan, this is acceptable.