Every stolen kobo is a hospital unbuilt, a school unfunded, a road undone.

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” “At last! Who shot JFK?” God says, “Oswald, acting alone.” Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”

Sense of Humour... During WW II, a man was arrested in London for calling Winston Churchill a fool. The next day in the House of Commons, the opposition members were ready to roast the government for this. "Are we living in a police state", they shouted, "where we cannot call

Countries that have no actual name by u/Working_Candidate505

This is my favorite joke in the entire show

Y’all ever think, babies be laughing so hard at simple stuff, but that’s literally the funniest thing they ever seen in their life

For every holiday they spend abroad, every penny spent on their kids education abroad, every luxury item they flash proudly in your face, that is several dead family members cos they stole the money supposed to be used to buy equipment for the hospitals and pay doctors.

Ha.

Osaretin Victor Asemota Diogenes KM

my favorite time for a meeting is 11am

So I wasn’t the only one? 😂😂

You will be thinking you have fallen out of love with football, whole time your manager is a war criminal that needs to be incarcerated

In the blink of an eye your toddler develops stall tactics at bedtime and you don’t see it coming Next thing you know you’re tucking in 9 stuffed animals and doing individual bedtime stories

There's more to this email than meets the eye.

Another Sterling doing Free Transfer🤭?

it's our first time on earth so why are you a life coach???????

Make it to the Olympics and be the 12th best skater out of 8 billion people in the world, and you win nothing. Be the 12th best plumber in a city of 1 million people, and you are set for life. Life is a game. Be careful which games you play.

Football is a funny sport because tell me how the only player with a Ballon d'Or here is the one who's supposed to leave.