guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant labubu

Que puis-je savoir moi de cette situation?

Te explica el movimiento que NO va hacer!!

chicas y si la telonera de los bts es wanda nara ????????

Sabías que la apertura de Showmatch iba a estar buena cuando Laurita arrancaba bailando en el estacionamiento

este tipo es una ofensa para ese tuit de julepev que dice no me empujen tengo un lumilagro en la mochila

nfjdjaja dios santo

raquel ⋆˚꩜｡ I got charged with being a BIBLICAL cunt GUILTY

RASTAFAIRYS

Córdoba, me arrodillo y te rezo.

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

ever since i was a little girl i had a feeling i was the universe experiencing itself

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head