i roll up in these and the ladies go wild

listen. these have gotten me so many women.

for yangs birthday me and rae are getting undivorced

* strikes a pose * why else would you date me if you didn't like them

HEY WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE BEING HONEST AND SAPPY -- !! WHY / NOW / , WHEN I'M IN / THESE / ?

// i'm not stopping you :)

i'm the only man to survive fucking raven branwen

* SPRINTING AWAY *

i'm a funny guy . you like it

* peace signs and disappears ( just like she did ) *

// got something terrible in the drafts

raven doesnt fuck because she does none of the work

i can't fly but i can run like hell

shut it yourself pillow princess 🙄🙄

you but i'm better at being a malewife than you are at being a girlboss if i'm sassing you this badly

MOVE ! i'm a DAD on a MISSION !!! * pushing people aside so he can get his daughters favorite snacks at the store *