Spread the word: You can register in person on Election Day in California, Colorado, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Maine, Minnesota, Montana, New Hampshire, North Dakota (no registration), Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

For the few of you that follow me this is from the Wheel of Time series.

Thanks to christophertitustv my almost 2 year old son started chanting "Fix this bitch!" Pretty sure my wife is either going to laugh her ass off or kill me. Probably both.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 👀👀👀👀👀

Fuck this shit. Retweet if you agree.

Not gonna lie I was pretty fucked up about this for a good half-hour.

Watching Johnny Chiodini teaching Luke Westaway the ways of the GM is kinda adorable, like a proud father teaching his son how to play video games. OxventureBlogventure Dicebreaker

Hearing a bunch of kids at the Catholic school across the street singing "Ring around the Rosie's" at recess while none of them are wearing masks has gotta be the weirdest flex of 2020 so far.

Its like all the hexes that the witches have been casting just waited for October to hit.

Just had a mental image of H2O Delirious and Luke watching Babylirious, sitting on the couch with the baby sitting in the middle, them playing video games and Babylirious with an obsolete game controller and a bowl of chips.

I LOVE this tardigrade cartoon by Nathan W Pyle! 😍🤣 One for any cryoconite people / microbiologists out there! ❄️🦠

do you like my hips? uwu

Hey Uber Support my wife and I ordered some food through uber eats yesterday and we're advised we couldn't get a refund even though it has been nearly a year since we have ordered through you. What is the statute of limitations for y'all delivering messed up food?

wassup my brochochos

Mom or Daughter?

September is suicide awareness month! Reminder to be kind to your peers, you never know what someone is going through!