Dizzee Rascal: SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M BONKERS Me: BUT I JUST THINK I'M FREE

*mum calls your name* Me; "YES MUM?" *no answer* Me; "YES MUM!!?"

Clay: *wakes up* Tony: LISTEN TO THE TAPES CLAYY

I don't do it for the gram Me: I DO IT FOR COMPTON

"Mamma Mia sequel confirmed for 2018" ME: MAMMA MIA HERE I GO AGAIN

BRINGING THAT DIRTY DIRTY, BRINGING THAT CERTY

SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND, BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISH MAN

PUSSY LIKE THIS, SHAKE YOUR BODY, DON'T STOP DON'T MISS

I PREDICT A RIOT, I PREDICT A RIOT

OKAY THEN WATCH WHAT YOU SAY THEN IF YOU LIKE CHAMPAGNE SWING MY WAY THEN

IM PUTTING UP MY SHADES TO COVER UP MY EYES IM JUMPING IN MY RIDE IM HEADING OUT TONIGHT IM SOLO, IM RIDING SOLO, IM RIDING SOLO

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

FIRST NIGGAS GOTTA FIND ME WHATS50GRANDTOAMUHFUCKALIKEMECANYOUPLEASEREMINDME

FUCK A FAKE FRIEND WHERE YOUR REAL FRIENDS AT

YOU'RE MY WONDERRRRRWAAAAALLLL

I SAY FEED EM TO THE LIONS, FEED EM TO THE LIONS

BUT SHE CAUGHT ME ON THE COUNTER, IT WASNT ME

IM KEM, SAY IM 5 FT 10

NOW EVERYBODY FROM THE 313, PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN HANDS UP AND FOLLOW ME

2 PLUS 2 IS 4 MINUS 1 THATS 3 QUICK MATHS