it’s “wasian”

He lived in Fairfax county? Stupid question

ok but to be fair a radar gun sounds like it’d make it way more fun for a parent who has to stay for practice

lonely island lore

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

no feeling quite like saying a woman (white, skinny) benefits from being conventionally attractive and a man being like "no she's not"

i sold my car after the pandemic-era no ASP ended because honestly, i didnt need it.

literally every career that could be considered 'glamorous'

If y’all don’t listen to NOTHING else I say… go search your name on your state’s unclaimed property website 😭 I check every few months and it always a random business owing me money. Just searched my fam/friend’s and most had money sittin. Go get cha coins. Thank me later. 🤭

idk this parking lot is also between an community center for elderly Chinese and a high school so maybe filling it with a bunch of loud drunk creative directors is just not the vibe

its literally christian siriano

they romanticized indie sleaze too hard

it IS a workout and i DID hurt my back throwing ass on diet cokes

I like to stay in... wear something chopped. And pull

get bro in clown school stat

whitney/mariah > christina, ariana shania > taylor, kacey madonna > robyn > charli, lorde

imma get emotional on main bcs nobody looks at this but MVOTC came out right around when my dad died and young lion felt like literally a hug for me to make it thru my grief (at this time i went by my last name lyons)... i still tear up thinking about that feeling... thank u guys

you really gotta be selective with the chrome furniture..... tubular chairs yes sure... but a stainless steel bed is a little girl interrupted

i feel like in general people need to have some more baseline skepticism about what they see on social media, which is engineered specifically as an ad platform

wasian this wasian that ..... yall need to focus on the fact that the us is wasian a war