Tequila not hittin as good now as it did last night.

Definitely don’t handle hangovers during the week like I used to 😅😂

Yo Vegas is badass!

If I knew our country had a shortage of 80k truck drivers I sure in the fuck wouldn’t make it harder and more expensive to obtain a Commercial Drivers License….

Biden voters been awfully quiet here past couple months… Time to point fingers at the source of this idiot coming into office.

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again I’ll work in below freezing weather any day over windy days.

Chose not to party last night so I didn’t feel like shit at work… woke up and still felt like shit. Guess that means I might as well party and make it worth it.

WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!?! Humans are the luckiest creatures on the planet because we get to call dogs our best friends. #ripotis

Daily reminder — no beans in chili

Bout as dense as a 2x12

All y’all anti gun people what do you know? You’re the same people that voted in the guy that has single handedly ruined this economy. 🥴

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again… you deserve to step on legos if you blow your grass into the road.

Here’s my yearly “omg it’s so cold prayers for my fellow 7.3 owners this morning” tweet especially for the ones that forgot to run a cord last night like me

A basketball player for an arms dealer who smuggled weapons into the Middle East as well as other places in the world… potentially having take part in killing American service men and woman… hell of a trade JB hell of a trade

You guys know how to make sure Putin keeps arresting Americans and severely punishing them? Trade him an arms dealer aka “The Merchant of Death” someone guilty of conspiring to kill Americans and aiding a terrorist organization for an America Hating WNBA activist. Great trade!

Damn she really put down her biggest fan like that.

1st off. A clip goes on a chip bag… that would be a magazine. 2nd off in what world do we live in to defend a guy who is robbing and pointing a gun at innocent and defenseless people? Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Got cold feet and cashed out right before kickoff… I fucking hate myself

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