Your dad rushing to log on and tweet "things can only get wetter, more like!" to Susie Dent

I paid £8.99 for an HMV import of the CD single of “I want to be a hippy” 🙈 #TOTP

I’m so baffled by the hipster trend for late 80s style. There’s 25-year-old gay men in Manchester walking round looking like Paul Calf. Bar staff in the Northern Quarter dressed as if they’ve just watched the Berlin Wall come down.

14.06.24. Our Mannschaft is ready... #OptimismBackInScotland #WeCan #Mannschaft

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Holy shit, new episodes this week

Someone who invented technologies we use all the time passed away this month, and I wanted to tell you a bit about her, because she was really important and yet not well known even among us techies. Lynn Conway personally invented several of the technologies used in the chips in

Sir Cliff Richard admits he sometimes wanders through town hoping to get mugged just so he has an excuse to beat the living shit out of someone

As a wee lassie, Captain Sensible terrified me. Clown #totp

Stay woke.

If your God intervened to spare Trump but didn’t to save school children, your God is a monster.

“One coffee after 2pm shouldn’t hurt” *2am

Hue & Cry blast new Netflix documentary about the 1989 disappearance of Linda Stirling. “They’ve made it sound like we killed her,” complained Pat Kane

Sir Paul McCartney admits applying for New Zealand citizenship just so he could open his advent calendar early. “I needed that choccie,” he grinned

Christopher Macchio looks like he should be singing ‘Ladies Night’ in front of Drew Barrymore

When the Teams message just says ‘Hi’

America is the reason I haven’t returned