Tom Hanks and Gillian Anderson should make a romcom where they find out David Duchovny and Meg Ryan made one and they get together to write one for themselves but they get snowed in and fall in LOVE FOR REAL

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Hey The City University of New York schools just cancel already. Parents are home tomorrow with public school kids. Private colleges are canceled. Don’t make this a hardship for students

update: Gen Z saw the picture of young Doug Emhoff

Doug Emhoff shouldn’t be texting me long paragraphs if he wants money. He should be sending rare photos of him in the 80s.

Doug Emhoff at age 20: Does this hot Jewish boy next door look like Adam Brody, Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Michael Aloni?

Doug Emhoff is the movie star version of Seth Rogan I would have wanted to take to a Boys II Men concert, then back to the dorm for a little clothes-on grinding

This version of Kamala Harris could have been in a DL love triangle with Whitney Houston and Annie Lennox circa 1986

Is Cheryl Hines OK?

If you’re backing Kamala Harris for President, reply with a 💙. I want my friends to follow you!

Did he fucking just say “quiet please” to Harris??? She needs to come for him

Why did they give him the final closing statement???

He was angry and he was rattled. Weak

Kamala Harris is absolutely PRESIDENTIAL

That was an excellent debate, President Harris

What a weird weak-chinned baby face stammering loser

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