BREAKING: Aliens have landed in Sandpoint, according to our April Fool’s cover. 👽👽👽

Me: *spends entirety of morning block with 2nd grade yelling at them for being irresponsible, disrupting, etc.* Students as I’m leaving: “Thanks Miss K, you’re the funnest teacher ever!!!!”

this is so not cool how dare they use their power for evil

Mac aka Baby Bean, Little Girl, Chick, The Bug

2 p.m. showers. ASMR videos. Pretzels for breakfast and lunch.

6th grade me concurs

And once again, I am convinced not to give up the internet

Took a chance on Mary and The Witch’s Flower and Tib reminds me exactly of my cat. Watching now almost entirely just to see what happens to Tib.

The Easters of my childhood featured massive, foam eggs. This year, I had to know how was helping the Easter Bunny. I turned the resulting phone call into an article, keeping the Easter Bunny Assistant’s identity concealed, of course. sandpointreader.com/hatching-egg-c…

coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

I love Roger Murtaugh.

“To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.”

An important PSA about Gonzaga.

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