This was captioned, Carpool Karaoke, and I'm dead.

If he wanted to… he would

Losing a single AirPod is worse than losing them both…. Pain.

When you rhyme “mansion” with “Wisconsin” and get away with it:

today is the only day you can retweet this..

x.com/ShitpostRock/s…

student loan billing statement is available…

how does a 1 hour difference make it dark by 5

Gypsy Rose Blanchard will be released from prison exactly one week from today.

The entire vegas looking for their missing trash cans on ring. Best of luck.

the taco bell employee bringing me the baja blast I ordered:

The verdict is in

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

Israel is torturing Greta Thunberg for trying to bring formula to starving babies.

to suffer so much and then to stay “but we are not the story” and turning the narrative back to palestinians. greta thunberg you’ll always have my respect

People who commit to their costumes are the coolest people alive lol

A relentless voice against Israel’s genocide and advocate for Palestinian children. It’s well deserved.

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote