Controversial take the Emmy should be his

Your thirties seem like such a weird time. Like why do I have a mid-thirties coworker with a daughter in middle school and I mid-thirties coworker in a Snapchat gc called “the gentleman’s club”

Learning today that no one on the east coast knows this has been happening in the pnw for the last like six summers

Do you think grimace and gritty have every explored each other’s bodies

✨Fun Summer Sublet Roomie Bonding Activities ✨ 1. Declare war against the mice (they’re winning)

Somerville has gone to far (just saw a cat with a QR code on its collar)

“This is just the process that makes sense to my brain” I say before doing something in the most illogical and inconvenient way possible

Grad class imposter syndrome NOT helped by dressing like a stranger things kid today

Deleting Twitter 🫡 see you on the other side (when I open Twitter on my laptop)

Hate the report that after using "calming classical piano for studying" the last month and a half I've learned my most productive work music is just the entirety of Twin Fantasy by Car Seat Headrest

ok so what if my final paper doesn't exactly "match the rubric." what if it is meaningful and beautiful and true. what then