Watched exhuma before I went to bed last night. Now I remember why I don’t watch horror movies before I sleep 😭

Is there something happening today? Why have I seen like 5 gf proposals on my TL

You, later today:

I need to see that exhuma movie

Tik Tok people are insane 😭😭😭

All done 🥰. Best in creative girlfriend-ing 👍🏾

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being spanked 🙂‍↔️

To practice sculpting with my air dry clay today or not 🫣

So God did His thing 💍….

Everyday is plantain’s birthday, plantain should be celebrated every single day

Lowkey yeah I feel like cow and chicken was teaching us how to eat ass cause why was pork butts their major food???

All done 🥰. Best in creative girlfriend-ing 👍🏾

Why in God’s name is Winnifred singing happy birthday to plantain in my kitchen 😔

Made resin keychain charms for my man and I 🤭, would update when I add the metal components 😌

i just feel like sex isn’t enough sometimes we should be able to gnaw and chew and really savor the flavors of our lovers without the legal ramifications that it might cause

Everything is nicer when bought with your man’s money