I feel like this with literally everyone all the time even my most affirming friends

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

I love having people 2 myself I’m #selfish

the funko pop and labubu at a landfill seeing the sun blow up

I have decided to embrace delusion today….26 years old is still young…love is going to find me…time will heal my wounds….

every day i see a tweet that’s like “is it weird/pathetic to be a 26 year old who does things?”

i've watched two movies this month #cinephile

Beef Stew is short for Elizabeef Stewart and was created and named for her majesty Queen Elizabeef the I

this makes me so sad :( can someone please promise to say this at mine

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

Buying new skin care just to sleep with my makeup on

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

I really turn 27 tomorrow …what happened to being 23 ….

The Americanism “can I do” before placing an order for something is evil on the ears. It’s horrible.

Me when people think I’m 19 but I’m turning 27

weightlifting is so funny bc i literally just wanted a fat ass and now i’m doing rear delt flies