You can switch out “California” for “Transylvania” in any song mentioning California

When I was little I told my mom “god is in my heart, but I hate shirts” bc I couldn’t say church

Just found out about tiger swallowtail caterpillars. Do not text

Hey……….you’ve been compromised

poring over a map>>>>>

Fuck, marry, collab

Omg I have the same bday as the dead ceo!!!

My haters would be appalled

Beneath the surface of the Denmark strait, cold, dense water from the Nordic Seas form a column 650 feet wide and 650 feet deep that plummets at a rate of 110 million cubic ft / sec to a depth of 3,505 meters!!! The tallest waterfall on land (Angel Falls in Venezuela) is 979m!

Of all the dental clinics in all the towns in all the world

I need a team of healers to go ape shit on me

I would like to **** these people

Hate is experiencing homelessness here

My mom asked if I turned out gay bc my dad wasn’t around much when I was a kid, but it’s actually bc they gave me this CD when I was like six

Chicken soup for the p0rnblasted soul

damn dj got us falling in love again

you’d be like kevin to touch

grab somebody sexy tell em hey

darlin don’t you go and shave your toes

frankly my dear….. do i look like i dilligaf