You'd never of guessed from his actions that cameron had a disabled son AND father #heartless

RT Unrepentant Kaite: Down the local, people are bartering in legs of homegrown lamb and cider. <- and I will dearly miss the local economy!

RT CheesyChipGuide: Here you can see the masses of cheese and grease go all the way through. White Hart Stopham Bridge

BOXING FACT: George Foreman invented his legendary grill by punching a steak so hard that it cooked on both sides.

My new blog about learning butchery: missbutcherette.blogspot.co.uk

Ford prison has a sign outside saying "now open saturday and sunday." jolly good.

Have cut my middle finger, bleeds loads. Should I elevate just that finger as I wander around the farm? Perhaps!

New blog post (including the saga of the cut middle finger) missbutcherette.blogspot.co.uk

I am watching the Olympic cycling. Not a single cyclist has stopped for a red light. Typical.

Loving Untouchable Face by Ani di Franco. But my own face is touchable and it feels sleepy, oh so sleepy

Please, please no more testing the incinerator today, it doesn't work properly and we now know that. I can still taste it

My in house dry cured bacon gives me a lardon

Man I love screenwipe, especially the bits where Charlie Brooker has a go at me (yes me personally) for watching it on a computer.

Strangest polar bear set ever, but as amazing as usual, squirrel sticker still on johns bass, woohoo!

Ott squirrel and biscuits, must have been written for me!

Belgium done, family seen, beer purchased, tomorrow the bear suit. Hope mischief still goes ahead this year...

About to start a workshop about social media at #strokeassembly so fitting that I am tweeting about it. One other using hashtag here

mi piano hav mud stuk under sum of the keys it now sound like dredded skool piano wizz bang plunk #glasto

Great first day of uk #strokeassembly have spoken to and heard from some really inspiring people

Looking forward to lunch and then q&a session at uk #strokeassembly