Gary Lineker: Genocide is bad. The right: Stick to football. Jim Ratcliffe: The UK is being colonised, and I don't pay personal income tax here. The right: Yaay, Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Man of the people. True patriot. Rashford: Feed the kids. The right: Boo. Stick to football.

Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.

I’ve noticed that I never run into the people I’ve cut off. That’s the biggest sign the universe agreed with my decision.

I have a lot of friends who are Spurs fans, but nobody deserves this more than Jamie O’Hara.

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

How do you professionally say, “If you book me in meetings all day, when do you expect me to get this work done?” in corporate?

If you retweet this, something good will definitely happen within this month🍀

The tiny hardware shop in Vauxhall station has closed while the owner has leukaemia treatment and the little sign he’s put up is a tough read

How meningitis rash looks on Black skin 👇🏾 Take note because there is no mention of how it presents itself on Black people.

there’s a hotel worker deliberating whether to sacrifice their job and sell footage of that little girl walking past chappell’s table to TMZ

Girl to girl: you will win. This new week will be good to you, and may grace speak for you. ✨

Like & RT for goodluck 🍀

ending a friendship bc you don’t like the way they show up for you is valid

Wow 😭😭😭 please let me know if there is a song on there that you like. I rlly love you Miss Warwick. Anyone who had a heart sang by you is so perfect. And walk on by. And everything you sing, I love you.

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

Aw Mark & Nomi were definitely supposed to cross paths🥰 #raceacrosstheworld

Has Saturday night TV ever been this bad? BBC 1. Michael McIntyre's Big Show. Which I love. But it's a repeat. The Weakest Link. Repeat. Not Going Out. Repeat. BBC 2. Morecambe and Wise. Twice. Repeats. ITV. Celebrity Sabotage. Absolute garbage. The 1% Club. Repeat. Channel

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.