What do you call a cauliflower dish that flopped? A Gobi Moonjurian

Does anyone know anything about American Football/Hand Egg? What the heck is a quarter back? A goalkeeper asking for curiosity. Shit, I now must follow the sport for Taylor. #NFLTwitter #TravisKelce

This Halloween is the best time to ask your crush if they are seeing someone... Either a date, or a ghost.

Taylor Swift winning Grammy nominations are a common sight. But PM Narendra Modi bagging a Grammy nomination is just out of the blue. #GRAMMYs #grammynominations #NarendraModi #Modi #modiforgrammy #grammyformodi #PMModi

Hi goibibo When the flight is cancelled by the airline itself, why are you charging us for the convenience fee? You should get it from the airlines, not us. GoibiboCare

Seriously GoibiboCare goibibo , you guys want to rob ₹778 from me? The airlines cancelled my flight and you are charging me for that?

Are you on medication but forgot to carry them while traveling? No worries! Raise some complaints about CPI-M, DYFI, or SFI. The party slaves would arrive with capsules. #SFI #cpim #Kerala #sfigoons #commie

This made my day 🥺✨

It's sad that Rohit got out in the first over. Else, we could have got a Burger vs Vada Pav contest. #IPL2024 #MIvRR #IPLonJioCinema

Official Load Shedding ഇല്ല. പകരം ഇവർ ഒക്കെ ഇറങ്ങാൻ കിടക്കുമ്പോൾ ദിവസം ഒരു 2-3 മണിക്കൂർ കറന്റ് കട്ട്‌ ചെയ്യാം. :- KSEB #kseb #Kerala #keralagovernment

With churches in Kerala deciding to show teenagers "The Kerala Story", I pity the children. I hope they don't forget their Malayalam and start speaking words like "Thirubondapurom" "Niyappam" #keralastory #idukkichurch

Thanks to KSEB and their power cut, I now have endless access to OnlyFans (The privilege of owning an inverter) #kseb #powercut #Electricity

Election results in a nutshell #election #modi #indiaelection #sureshgopi #modi #bjp #ayodhya #thrissur

Nothing in this world is permanent. My bank balance is the biggest testimonial. -Heavy Thoughts with Levi-

Kerala's Biggest Pop Culture Event is BACK! Movies. Anime. Gaming. Comics. Toys. ZOMBIES. Vala X Kerala Pop Con has it all! 🍿 May 4 | Chavara Cultural Center, Kochi Book your Tickets now: makemypass.com/event/kerala-p… May the 4th be with us. #KeralaPopCon #Kochi #Zombie

Thank you Delhivery for ruining my birthday. My parcel which was supposed to reach on the 15th has not yet reached. You guys didn't even bother to contact me even when it was out for delivery. Thanks for the sloppy work.

The what?

Undoubtedly, Delhivery is the worst courier service who happens to masquerade as the best. Absolutely trash service with pathetic delays in delivering our stuff.

Did anyone notice Gurrero's goal yesterday? Harry Kane could have easily scored it and added one more to his tally. Instead he opted to assist and ensure the goal. And he was not even in the scoresheet. The team player Bayern Munich deserves. #harrykane #BayernMunich

90 minutes at the Allianz Arena is a long time.