I love it when a new client casually name drops their job in the first email, as if I’m not already halfway signed up for a free trial of that Your Damaging Records site I’m always getting emails from.

‘Spare’ is a little too reminiscent of a client who came back from a Singita + North Island honeymoon and proceeded to complain about the lack of kombucha and 24 hr dry cleaning in the bush

“The flights and the bungalow at The Brando look great, but I’m not sure I understand the reason for your management fee. Can you explain?”

“We’re thinking of pivoting to the Keys…we’d love a beachfront hidden gem luxury villa with a staff. TIA!”