Lauren Boebert’s husband exposed his tattooed baloney pony to a group of teenage girls at a bowling alley snack bar.

Republicans won't do SHIT when it comes to gun violence, but try to tell me to calm down. NO. We can't calm down. People are dying everyday while we wait.

Who needs to feel really good about their penis size?

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Republicans are now cancelling songs that talk about rainbows in school. But keep the AK-47’s kids, for a real good time!

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Convinced FoxNews would rather have a Civil War than lose even a smidge of market share…

Surgery in 9 hours. I can’t fall asleep!

Thank you Stormy Daniels for giving America the BEST Happy Ending!

My digs for the morning…

Why do you guys want to hang onto this seditious, lying criminal? Why?

Not even 24 hours post op for my gallbladder and 3 stones being removed, I feel pretty damn good! I only took one pain pill so far. Soooooo glad that is behind me! Shout out to #NorthsideCherokeeHospital. Top notch!

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The BEST Day 1 After Surgery brekky from my bestie @nope_honey

Young people in America are demanding freedom from mass slaughter, endless gun violence and right-wing lies. Democracy Summer is organizing to channel youth outrage into an unstoppable force for change. Join us. democracysummer.typeform.com/DS2023

I hate when Scientologists get all Clearer-Than-Thou.

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The doors were locked. The teachers were armed. TN expanded firearm access. The police arrived in minutes. Covenant school had everything that MAGA GOP assured us prevents & stops mass shootings. And 3 babies & 3 adults were murdered in seconds.😳 IT’S—THE—GUNS #GunReformNow

I’m peacing out! Too much small dick energy around here. Just gross. It’s all over my feed. So I leave Twitter after 14 years with this…. I hope Donald Trump hurries up and dies and take the Tesla idiot with you!