Whoever cuts your hair has the power to alter the trajectory of your life for about a week. I wouldn't want to give my girl that power, it's a conflict of interest.

had to take a step back and recognize bro what the fuck am I wearing

internet hall of fame Be thankful if you have never seen this house before...

Hit me with +10 I’m flipping the table

this every real nigga dream 2 play this song when it’s finally reality nobap

this ain gon last long these yns out here got switches

They won’t be forgotten

*me getting my oil changed* mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“ me:

When you take a fire selfie but remember you’ve practically banned the internet in your country

that squirrel gonna drop to its knees when it come back omg 😭😭😭

Bad bitches supposed to love pink and keep a puppy dese new hoes is poppin yerks and banging da 5 we are FUCKED

Bossman DLow use the same 50 words every song and make them bitches work.

This is the funniest video on the internet idc

Kodak got elite taste in music

When he jumped at the lady that was talking shit 😭😭😭

0xy0xy0xy feds finna be on yo ass😭😭😭