Are you my next patient, or just here to raise my heart rate? ❤️‍🔥 #VetLife #NurseLife

I give the best care… but I can’t promise I won’t leave a few scratch marks😉

I handle emergencies daily, but the way you’re looking at me? That might require CPR😏

I take vitals all day, but I think we both know I wanna check something else on you😉

I spend all day handling paws… but I wouldn’t mind holding hands too. Who’s offering? 😉🐾

They say I have a way with animals… maybe I should test my skills on taming you😉

I handle bad dogs all day… think you could behave, or do I need to put you in time-out? 😏🐾

All these animals drooling over me… you trying to be next? 👀

I stay covered in fur and scratches all day, but I clean up nice… wanna see? 💋

I already know how to handle bad boys—I work with untrained puppies all day. You think you can keep up? 😉

You’re barking up the right tree if you’re looking for someone who knows how to keep things nice and… wet 💦🐾

I’ve got a thing for strong, muscular types… which is why I love restraining big dogs. But hey, if you think you can match their energy, step right up😉

After a long shift covered in fur and slobber, I need a cuddle. Who’s volunteering? 🥺💕

I get plenty of puppy kisses at work, but they don’t quite compare to the real thing. Who’s stepping up? 😘🐶

I’m used to dealing with all kinds of animals… but I have a soft spot for good boys. You one of them? 😉

I can handle aggressive dogs and stubborn cats… think you could handle me? 😏🐾

After a long shift, I need a good cuddle. Applications open now🥰🐾

I clean up messes, give shots, and keep things under control… sounds like I’d make the perfect girlfriend🩺💖

Spent all day in scrubs, might need help getting out of them 😉👀

They call me a vet nurse, but I’m really a heart stealer💕🐶