"That's beside the point. The fact is, you pursued me. And you chose me over a Targaryen, bye." x.com/modernolenna/s…

"I was trying to make the house look better than the Lannisters with my Christmas lights, but that bastard Tywin won yet again." x.com/temptingtyrell…

Scratches head. "Um, well, I don't know? No one came to get me down!" x.com/temptingtyrell…

"Your gram throws me a box of cereal every now and then, sometimes a loaf of bread." x.com/temptingtyrell…

"I was a handsome, say it!" x.com/modernolenna/s…

"Your father said he would come get me, but he must have gotten distracted by something shiny." x.com/temptingtyrell…

Feeling confident. "That's what's up." x.com/modernolenna/s…

"If by disappear you mean your grandmother took it away, yes." x.com/temptingtyrell…

Pats the chub. "No regrets. Mozzarella sticks feel a lot like love." x.com/modernolenna/s…

"Thank you, my love." x.com/temptingtyrell…

Mozzarella sticks? Mozzarella sticks.

"My wife is similar." x.com/farmorecomely/…

"Wait. We had three kids? Where?!" x.com/modernolenna/s…

"How am I supposed to remember them when they never come to visit me?" x.com/modernolenna/s…

"All I remember from when you gave birth was how you threatened my life if I ever got you pregnant again. I was terrified." x.com/modernolenna/s…

"I should apologize for that one." x.com/modernolenna/s…

Sends a cheese bouquet to my one and only, [Olenna Tyrell | parody.], with a card signed "xoxo, your schmoospie".

Invented romance.

"Shout out to Olenna Tyrell | parody. for procreating with me. You're the best mother if mother's were solely judged on dragging their children."

.Olenna Tyrell | parody. "I will microwave those mozzarella sticks tonight, my love."