Being gay is so humiliating because you’re always having to pull a tote bag a little bit further up your shoulder

‘ Creep ‘ by Radio Head is a song i would listen to if i was a creep or a weirdo . unfortunatly im a beautiful , normal girl with big breasts & an IQ of 200

I just saw a pigeon walk out of a sex shop. A guy on the street looks at me, shakes his head and says "Dirt bird." Dublin is great.

one for the gworls

headphones are not enough i need harry styles to scream the entirety of harry’s house until my eardrums bleed

everyone hates me everyone wants to boil me and make me into soup today

hard to be a strong independent woman when at any moment i can be absolutely taken out by one tiny sip of dairy milk

Studio Ghibli always makes food look delicious

the best part of new girl is hearing how schmidt pronounces and enunciates different words

The weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is I can’t define a lot of the words I use, I just…know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence? Does anyone else experience that?

Husband met an Albanian driver who moved to the US in the 90s. He said he used to drink so much it would've killed him but he met an Irish girl who saved him. Husband presumed she stopped him drinking but no she taught him if he had milk &a ham sandwich after drinkin he'd be fine

my schedule is PACKED tomorrow

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

Still alive just living life off of social media and it is BEAUTIFUL✨

everyone say thank you to phoebe bridgers for inventing halloween open.spotify.com/track/2GDxR0ZG…

what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do