My family trying to convince me to start wrestling after they saw me in a halter top #swole

favorite past time while on a long road trip is playing emotional dad rock songs about highways and pretending I’m a 45 year old single father with many regrets

me looking Rachel dead in the eye last night and telling her I can’t help you. While she was having a schizophrenic moment while trying to sleep and asked me to make the scary visions go away , my bad…

my coworker telling me I struck out being short cause I could’ve made a fire butch w my voice. Now he got me mad as hell and dreaming for what could’ve been. 😒

Lord save me from being a type b because what do you mean I already lsot two pairs of glasses and my vape at the airport when I had just bought them 💔💔💔

second day in New York and I got vibe checked by Xavier what’s going on

Me and all my co workers in a bad ash mood, hungry, and sleep deprived, oh it’s turning into a damn baddies episode in here

Wait I only have two weekends left in la this is crazy

10am and I’m thinking bout carne and aguacate. 💔

them melatonin dreams do not fuck around girl wth was that

Being out tonight and realizing all my friends asian

idgaf I’m mad I can’t see fake mink why is he here a week after I leave don’t pmo

SEARCHED DEEP ENOUGH AND FOUND THE CHILEAN EMO SKRAMZ SCENE GAWD YES

First day in South America and I’m now a WhatsApp warrior

robbed, stranded, and life almost taken by an old man in a Honda in the span of a week, latin America really humbling me these days, ima come back a survivor.

caught myself thinking in Spanish, its finally working....

the urge to give a chilean a Sichuan dish and have them face the real depths of spice is too strong.

GOD I MISS LAO GAN MA AND SALSA

Trisha asking me if there's any gay clubs near me as if I'm not living in the literal countryside of Chile is frying me

mexicans have no sense of urgency