Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

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sorry shauna! you know i love you.

found a sephora gift card i never spent. this is like christmas to me 😌

about to go eat ice cream! not dirt!

my posts get just one like and that like is always van

so hot outside in new jersey i'm on the verge of committing crimes

i'm going to be the lawyer for malcolm's opposition that gets his ass back behind bars.

the beast (my best friend, shauna) is apparently feeling calm today... nobody let your guards down yet.

what's with all the lesbophobia on my feed? i'm the complete opposite audience for that type of thing 😬 happy pride to me i guess!

someone woke up in a good mood so we got coffee! btw get yourself a girl who looks at you like shauna looks at chocolate cake 😂

manchild sounds exactly like all of sabrina carpenter's other songs why do people hate it?

bi men are stereotyped as gay and pretending and bi women are stereotyped as straight and pretending because attraction to men is the thing society holds above everything else, even in queer spaces, and no one is ready for that conversation

i lost just one press-on & i can't find my nail glue so yeah 😍 i may be a danger to myself or others today!

died and now i've risen like jesus christ himself! and van palmer in season 4 of yellowjackets trust 🤞

made me think of you 💞 MARI!