#ready for the oscars

girl where the hell is katharine hepburn

i was explaining bear grylls to my dad and i said "he's like guy fieri for going outside"

it's so warm today girls in bikinis are tanning between the half frozen lake and the unmelted snowbank in the park

reffing was so bad at soccer today that at one point i just yelled YOU CAN'T DO THAT

best thing about cooking for yourself is it only has to be edible to you

where tf is my roommate

young hoes do graphic design with their trackpad

they don’t like it when you act like ben johnson at the function

short girl outfit sabrina carpenter proportions developed quads not lingerie cool interesting special never before done but also normal and adult

does anyone know what you're supposed to do with your entire life

my goat

graydon and riley

They just struck the Lesbian Pentagon