Can't get any deader.

... <Scottish bagpipes playing for a funeral->

.......................

Ae have no idea, mate.

~You are the ocean's gay waves~

....wait......

Part of me feels obligated to take the Commander out for ice cream. Seems like the type who'd forget heartbreak for five minutes over cream.

...Ice. Cream. Stupid character limits.

What's on yae'r mind, boss?

Lemme jus' move s'methings around 'errrrrre... Jus' kiddin'. Aye, lad. Ae've got all the time in the world.

I really really don't enjoy you. x.com/ChaoticPetals/…

Actually.. <Takes a HUGE bite of a tuna sandwich>

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOHMEFUCKIN'GODS....

*A clear of her throat, an oh-so-sweet of a smile, followed by her singing in a hushed, coaxing manner.* Just breathe. ♪

Bitch, what the fuck???

((bye that tweet alone ended azalea corsage, 1994—2017))

I dunno. Suddenly, I wanna be a pilot.

<Calmly, serene grin on fleek, ectoplasm boiling beneath his skin~> Ae'll li'er the sea an' think of ye~~~~~~~🎶 x.com/ChaoticPetals/…

Ae'm going to enjoy guttin' ya' like a trout, ya'-- <Let loose the Foghorns of Censorship™!> x.com/ChaoticPetals/…