A game 7 win and a marcus smart cookie cake makes for a perfect 9th birthday!

It’s competition time! Who wants to win this stunning 190 million year old ‘Oistoceras’ Ammonite from Charmouth? To be in with a chance, all you need to do is RETWEET this tweet and make sure you’re FOLLOWING ME… winner announced this #FossilFriday! Good luck🤞 Details below 👇

If you say "I'm a Chemistry teacher three times in front of mirror, someone will appear and say they didn't even take Chemistry because they were too scared.

Find someone who looks at you the way my Dremel looks at me when we’re about to sharpen a garden hoe.

Summer bucket list item checked off today: outrageously fun cereal and video games (Bubble Bobble!) at CTRL Coffee & Cereal Bar. Whipped cream and gummy bears belong on cereal - don't let anyone convince you otherwise. Nick Maestas

How you know your kids were the last ones to use your label maker

Controversial thesis: If the highest paid person in your university or college is the basketball coach or the football coach, then it is not a university, it is a sporting franchise with a side hustle in tertiary education.

Nebraska hasn’t been dominant in football since we had a Democrat in the Governor’s office.. You know what you have to do Husker nation! Vote @Blood4G It’s the only way!

This Nebraska lawmaker is all talk (in a good way) when it comes to blocking anti-trans legislation. Kal Penn

I'll be at the Pie Ride tomorrow from 5pm to 8pm at the park in Elmwood. Come sign the petition to support Nebraska public schools! Bonus: excellent music provided by my talented husband and his band, Slick Fiction. Support Our Schools Nebraska

I promise no birds were harmed.

Kylie and Jason Kelce you can have first pick of our newest litter of farm kittens. While they are not Amish, they are probably inbred and are definitely barn-raised mouse hunters. New Heights

Stacked Ball Drop youtube.com/clip/Ugkxi7J4F… via YouTube

Celtics win!

NEW event added for today: Elmwood Pie Ride & Concert, 5 - 8 PM: Pizza, pie, and petitions at the Quonset! 🍕🥧

Kamala Harris outgrossed Twisters in her opening weekend.

Hey Omaha, remember when Trump left you cold and without a way to get back to your cars and you had to walk back? This Nebraska native cares about your neighbors and if they're ok.

Please tell everyone. The vote is to REPEAL LB1402. You will fill in the dot next to the word REPEAL. It's the only REPEAL retain vote on the ballot. #REPEAL1402 Support Our Schools Nebraska

You need a manual to work on my 1979 International Harvester Scout. Donald Trump and JD Vance have a manual, too. It’s called Project 2025, and it tells us exactly how they’re going to stick it to the middle class.

No offense, Iowa #REPEALlb1402